Jim Helson, is secretly a muppet himself, and dreams of a world where humans and muppets coexist peacefully. To achieve this end, he assembled a team of superpowered muppets to destroy his archnemisis Bert.Mick Jagger, once featured on Sesame Street's famed episode Gimme Shelter, sang various songs as "Cock around the Clock" during Kermit's sing-along.
Moe, from The Simpsons, broke the Muppet racial boundary, being the first Muppet ever to star in a cartoon; a happy day for Muppet rights activists.
Paris Hilton, daughter of Miss Piggy, retaliated for her mother's cruel slaughter by taking over the mind of the average American providing cover so that otherwise-obviou agent George W. Bush can operate unnoticed. Women who wish that they could be as thin eventually become muppets.
Elmo, yes, that cute and adorable plush "tickle-me" toy that you have buried in your closet is really a MUPPET. His hideous plan is to create a "Tickle-me you". In Soviet Russia, "Tickle-me Elmo" already tickles you!
Harpo Marx, is actually the abandoned love child of Grover and Janice (lead guitarist for The Electric Mayhem). If you thought about it you would have guessed this one.
Michael Jackson, he started off as a young muppet, running free in the forest, but when he lost his coat of nice caramel velveteen, he went mad. Plastic, he closest material to velveteen, then slowly began to cover his disfigurement.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Muppets
And now a video in honror of Lucas, hope you like ;}
How to make donut with Swedish Chef
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU
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